cranked this out sometime ago. i'm not saying who it's about. you go figure:)

She's such a nag
Perhaps an old hag
There's nothing in her
That smells as nice as myrrh
Certainly not her nose
Though she claims it's a rose
We all know it looks terribly bad.

We wonder when she goes
Into a pefume fad
So she doesn't walk around
Smelling too bad.

Oh, horrors abound!
Thin as a rake
I did a double take
I thought she'd fall apart
If she started to fart!

Her fashion sense is so bad
For her we feel really sad
It's no wonder she's still 'Miss'
She wouldn't garner a kiss
All men give her a miss
She'll die an old maid
She's better off dead.

hehe! enojyed the rhyme? it's more humorous than the first one i posted but then for this one, i wasn't thinking of anyone. really. i'm serious. though you might think otherwise. my classmate Jia Ling read it and thought i might have been subconsciously thinking of Lemon. well, please refer to my previous two posts for a hint of Lemon's identity! gtg. :/