Peace, perhaps?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008, 20:09
You know, everyone always says stuff like: "Make a wish! If you wish had enough it will come true." all that crap, you know? Well, at birthday parties or when people tell me to make a wish, i turn it into a prayer. I say: "Lord, I know that you're all powerful. Please make world peace. But if you can't because some people don't want to co-operate and you don't want to force everyone to believe in you, I'll understand, Lord." I've wished for this since I was K2. I know, since I was six. sounds like a long time huh? What sparked it off was the September 11 terrorist attacks on WTC by al-qaeda(Look, I don't even put caps for them! WHOO! DIE YOU TERRORISTS!) when I realised that the world wasn't all peaceful. For me, it was a kind of milestone. A thought maturity milestone. I realised the world wasn't all about me, going to kindergarten and my parents, playing with my friends and God in Sunday school and everyone else I knew. I was really innocent. I mean, at six, who the hell isn't that innocent??? PLEASE. So I started praying for world peace. Actually, I think it'll never happen. Sure! Call me a pessimist if you prefer. But when I mean world peace, I mean the entire world stops arguing and fighting and bombing and killing and all that violence. Maybe I'm being contradictory, brcause I'm violent myself! But still, I think it's not possible. I have a very good imagination. And this is one of it's products: scientists discover a way to program people's minds. A way that the entire brain is like a HTML code, you know? When you change a blogskin, then you see the HTML code right? The human brain is like that then. The different elements are labelled, Anger Fear Sadness and the diff emotions. The violence and the memories are coded too. God takes out everythingout of our brains, and he programs happy stuff in, the good things only. He takes away everything else, the sadness and fear and biasedness and anger and everything unsavoury. Then he programs us to believe in him and we get a whole new set of memories, stuff that gurantees we'll go to heaven and have the eternal life he promised us, and not rot in hell, even if we're atheists or of another religion now. He'll save everyone. Everyone. No one is left out, even if in this life we're terrible sinners. Everyone included. And it's free. Well, that's a whole load off my mind. If you think it's a lot, it's what's been clogging up my mind the entire day. Carefully formed, I present to God and you, whoever's reading this, my plans for world peace!!!! TA-DAAA!!! Right, as if that's ever going to be possible. Or come true. World peace, huh? I doubt it.