Sunday, October 5, 2008, 15:33
well, i had a bizarre dream last night. and it involved some classmates, an overseas trip on a bus that lasted all of an hour, me dressed in my favourite army camouflage knee length pants and a black shirt. let me start.
Items I was carrying(in my knapsack/backpack, on me and in my pockets)
- 17 packets of sweets, 14 of which are edible(and made of sweetened energy gel). the other 3 are explosives.
- 3 chocolate bars, 2 are edible(Hershey dark chocolate and Cookies and Cream). the 1 left is a knife/blade/saw/parang/butterfly knife concealed.
- my house keys. the keychain is a mini grenade. i rub my right thumb against one side(the side where the letter K is the right side) and scratch the othr side with my left index. (it's finger-print sensitive) then i throw it and get as far as I can from it.
- my wallet. I've a hundred in cash and a couple of credit cards somewhere in there. (don't ask me where i got that much dough, it's a dream. i don't carry that much around with me normally, I'm a frigging student.)
- my purple iPod.
- a book: Keeping Faith by Jodi Picoult. (I'm reading this in real life.)
- a bomb designed to look like a book. you can read as far as the first 15 pages. then you come to this box like contraption. the bomb's inside.
I've a mission. the bomb's part of it. it's to kill X country's prime minister and his secretary. here's where a touch of home comes in: his secretary is Mas Selamat Kastari. LOL *hehe*
so I take a bus. the ride only lasted an hour, somehow...but the ride took me to the Middle East. so here's the lowdown on the minister: he's dirty. he sells his own children to the slave trade for the money. he's corrupt and puts very littl e money into public works, and there isn't any middle class or high class(rich people). everyone's starving. his wife? he sold her into prostitution. he persecutes all religious people, Jews, Christians(Catholics and Protestants), Muslims, Hindus...whatever you have. Cause he's an (idiotic)atheist. so I'm on the way to kill him. and then when i get there i take a bus to his palace. he lives in the lap of luxury but his people live hand to mouth. so i transmute a tunnel(eh, now i got alchemy skills ah) under his palace to his office and i plant the explosives and the bomb. did i mention i planted some cameras too? so after i do that then i meet my friends outside. I surreptitiously watch the office through a tiny screen in my glasses and then when i see the secretary go into the minister's office, i wait. we (my friends and I) walk through the market. I detonate the bomb when I see them both sitting at the table that I planted the bomb and the explosives under. and one of my friends has a small cut on the bridge of his nose from flying shrapnel(TAKE NOTE! THIS PERSON DOESN'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE, I MET HIM AT THE PALACE!) so i whipped out my mini first aid kit. i got out the gauze and the surgical tape, and i bandaged his nose. then we fled. and one girl remarked( okay, It's Sarah Wong my classmate) "I just lost my country." and i said I'm sorry. then a minute later she whispers to me "did you plant the bomb?" so i nod. and she says thanks. then i got back on a bus and plug my earphones into my ears. then i woke up.