Well,I got pissed off today. But then again, I get pissed off everyday, but today it was Lemon who pissed my ass off. If I could say it and get away with it, I'd say, 'you piss my ass off big time, and I want to kill you and I don't give a damn about the murder charges'. From that statement you can say that I really hate Lemon, and you'd be hitting the nail on the head. 'Cause you're absolutely right. Let's start by what happened. So, our class was due for a feminine hygiene talk(I know, it only happens in a girls' school)and then Vanessa(one of my classmates) came up to me and said: Lemon wants to see you. (Of course she said the teacher's name, not Lemon, cause she was in earshot.) So I went up to Lemon where she was standing at the front of the classroom, and waited for her to finish talking to two of my other classmates, Yiting and Kyu Ri. So she puts her head around and says: Did you get the message? And I have no idea what she's talking about, so i reply: What message? And all this while I've been carefully schooling my face into a blank, expressionless mask, which I think she'll won't say anything to. So she says: The message that you were to see me. No, I didn't get your message. Turning to Vanessa she says: See? I told you to tell her! Then Vanessa says: I couldn't find her. To me: what time did you come in? 11.02 am. See? It's 11.30 already! Half an hour has passed. What were you doing? Then she says: You(meaning me)have to re-write your CIP essay. May I know why, Lemon? Because the paper you handed to me was broken. Uh...Sorry, but in what way was it broken? It, had it's top cut off. That is unacceptable. Oh. Because the foolscap sheet which I tore off had a jagged edge to it because i didn't tear properly, so I just cut it off. That is very rude, whether you are talking about Asian or Western cultures. The paper was broken when you handed it to me. You have to re-write it. Oh. Yes, may I have it now then? No. May I know why please? Because you have to go for the feminine hygiene talk now. Oh. I'll go now. Stop. *I turn around to face her again* I don't like that look on your face. Uh? Yes, I don't like it. Sorry Lemon, may I know what's wrong with it? (At this point I have the "uh?" look on my face.) For one, you're just standing there staring at me. Other students ask questions. You don't. (My thoughts: WTF?! I WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH YOUR SENTENCE, THEN I SAY SOMETHING, SO YOU DON'T SAY I'M INTERRUPTING! GET YOUR BLOODY FACTS RIGHT!) Oh. Sorry. You should accept all this now, if you don't change you go up in the levels and you'll get the same from other teachers. Oh. Sorry. Go now for the talk.
WAH LAU! And later after the talk she comes to our class and distributes the papers. and she sees me sitting around.
What are you doing, Ka Onn? You should hurry up and start re-writing! Oh.
Then she turns to Jing Yun(My classmate) and says: You have to re-write too.
WHHYYY??!! (Her reaction)
Because your paper was torn. (Shows her the jagged edge, which is worse than my neat,straight but cut-off edge)
HAAAHHH...Can I type it out and give it to you on Monday?
No, cannot, not allowed. I have to key in the marks.
(At this point I look up at Jing Yun standing next to my desk. And she's glaring a little at Lemon and her jaw is set firm, defiantly. Lemon doesn't say a thing.)
My thoughts: WTF?! SHE DOESN'T REACT WHEN JING YUN STARES AND LOOKS DEFIANT BUT SHE BLOWS UP WHEN I JUST HAVE AN EXPRESSIONLESS FACE. HELL.)
ah well. F-ing lemon. Freak. She's pissing my ass off. I'd better pray hard I don't get her as a teacher next year. And transfer out next year. F--- Lemon.