WHAM. TOTALLY NEW PERSPECTIVE, MAN.

So I go to the camp, and the chief tormentor smiles sweetly at me and climbs up on my lap. And one of her friends leans against me as she watches the video. With a 23 kilogram 7-year old student (who's BONY, mind you) on my lap and a 30 kilogram weight against my left shoulder, I'm pressed slightly uncomfortably against the hard seat back of the chapel pew (no cushion, just a hard wood slab!). With two warm bodies against me, it's heaven in hell (that damned wooden pew. it's gonna be the death of me.)

Anyway, so they totally love me when I give out stickers. They totally love me when I accompany them to the toilet and hold their barang-barang for them (you marvel at the stuff they bring in their bags), and you get loved even more when you run after them in a game of cat-and-mouse, jacket flapping in the wind.

Anyway, I've already told the Camp Commandant Mrs Chua 'See you next year'.

Guess I've just signed off my happy fate. Ooh, lil' kids, your student leader's coming!

:))